Songs from Shudder's "The Last Drive​-​In with Joe Bob Briggs"

by John Brennan

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Hey everybody Have you heard the news Joe Bob is back in town He's over at the drive-in Hanging around Watching crazy movies So come on down, to Joe Bob's last drive-in show Blood, beasties, boobies, and more Joe Bob's last drive-in show It's a spooky marathon With Monsters and Ghosts Crazy, kooky fun With the world's greatest host (yeah!) Joe Bob's last drive-in show (It's gonna be legendary) Joe Bob's last drive-in show (It's gonna be very scary) Joe Bob's last drive-in show Let's go!
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We are Drive-In Mutants We are not like other people We are sick We are disgusting We believe in Blood And Breasts And Beasts If life had a vomit meter We'd be off the scale As long as one Drive-In remains On the planet Earth We will party like jungle animals We will boogie 'til we puke The Drive-In will never die
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I'm a Bloodsucking Freak When I'm out in the streets When I'm in between the sheets I'll make you weak in the knees And then I'll feed you some head cheese What do they call me? You're a Bloodsucking Freak My rigatoni Is very unique What do they call me? You're a Bloodsucking Freak A Bloodsucking Freak I'm a Bloodsucking Freak With an air of mystique Don't sweat the technique You're gonna love my physique And then I'll feed you more head cheese What do they call me? You're a Bloodsucking Freak My rigatoni Is very unique What do they call me? You're a Bloodsucking Freak A Bloodsucking Freak If you would be my boo Then I will be your freaky Sardu Oh yeah! What do they call me? You're a Bloodsucking Freak My rigatoni Is very unique What do they call me? You're a Bloodsucking Freak A Bloodsucking Freak
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Woke up this morning I got the Frogtown blues Yeah without warning There's uranium in my shoes I'm down in hell Oh well My sperm count in chartreuse Woke up this evening I paid my drive-in dues The frogs keep screaming While they barter and schmooze What's that you say The buffet? Eatin' flies is old news Sam Hell! What the hell! Sam Hell! Woke up this morning I got the Frogtown blues I'm down in hell Might as well Protect my family jewels
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Official theme songs and musical numbers from "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs" on Shudder

Physical Media: Vinyl release by Ship to Shore Phono Co. shiptoshoremedia.com

Artwork by www.slasherdesign.com

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released July 3, 2018

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